Top  5 Reasons to Stay on Facebook:

1. It's the only way to remember your Wife's Birthday.

2. It's a great way to stay in touch with friends & family, without actually keeping in touch with them.

3. Your thoughs are too brillant to be limited to 140 characters.

4. People are dying to see your kid's dance recital, so you think !

5. What else are you going to do on your work computer…work?  LOL !